When will updates resume?

[Darkreign]

Is Direction of Destiny on a very long break or has the writer given up on it and stopped posting? The comic is amazing and i have been reading it for awhile but i had moved and hadn't looked since early August and I notice the last time I looked was the last update. If anyone knows could you please let me know. Thanks in advance

[krizzygirl206]

From what I've heard/read, DoD is set to update in August of this year (2007). Yes, sad, I know.

[Kristalka]

It is August 13 and I don't see any updates. We have bin waiting for a long time. How much more??? 

[Jr.Slimu]

A loooooooooooooooong time.... my brother's being a lazy ass... Pretty sure he's working on it though... maybe... hopefully... =X

[Kristalka]

A loooooooooooooooong time.... my brother's being a lazy ass... Pretty sure he's working on it though... maybe... hopefully... =X

I think that I will start crying.

[Haunter]

For behold, the day is coming, burning like a furnace: and all those who doubted and those who questioned Slimu will be as straw.  That day that comes will burn them, so that nothing will be left of them, root or branch.  Those who kept their fear of Slimu will shine out like a sun of righteousness, which heals with its rays, and you will be like fattened calves.  You will trample the doubters beneath the soles of your feet, for they will be ash, on the day that will come.  Behold, Slimu Jr. will be sent to you before the great and awesome day of Slimu comes.  He will return the hearts of sinners to the truth, lest Slimu come and destroy the forum utterly.

[firefay16]

I joined now solely for the purpose of knowing when this guy is coming back.

>.<


I didn't even think the forums were active anymore.

[zefert1]

I just joined to, sad to see that it seems abandoned, mabye if we bug his email enouph here http://directionsofdestiny.com/others/contactform.htm he will respond.


If he doesn't I have found an older version of his comic here http://directionsofdestiny.com/story/predirection/index.htm



I haven't finished reading it, but maybe it will at least tell us what would happen in the story.



sigh this is depressing, all the web comics I ever like always end up dying...

[zefert1]

sigh, the old version doesn't go much farther into the story line...

I emailed the guy, I hope it is his current email...

[Haunter]

Why bother with e-mail?  Don't we have his home address?

Oh, hmm, we don't.  He uses a proxy to register.  Tiresome.  He learned from the last time I posted his home address here, maybe.

[Ivan_McCormik]

Why bother with e-mail?  Don't we have his home address?

Oh, hmm, we don't.  He uses a proxy to register.  Tiresome.  He learned from the last time I posted his home address here, maybe.

Hmm... This is new. Looks like he finally figured out how to use the internets. Nevertheless, having his address already on the whois record for about 10 years before doing it by proxy isn't going to help much anyway.

Here are some of his dox. You can thank me later.

Hans Tseng
218 E.Brentwood Ave
Orange, CA 92865 US
Phone 714-998-7006

Here are some fine food establishments near that address.

Naples Pizza & Pasta‎
3211 N Glassell St, Orange, CA
(714) 998-1440

What Alot A Pizza‎
1500 E Lincoln Ave, Orange, CA
(714) 998-5100

Domino's Pizza‎
2143 N Tustin St # 8, Orange, CA
(714) 974-3000

I think somebody is hungry for extra large anchovy pizzas. You know what to do.

I am sooooooo getting banned for this.

[Ivan_McCormik]

Found this gem that Hans wrote back in the day:
http://web.archive.org/web/20011221002825/slimemansion.com/info/slimu/dislikes.htm

This is excerpted from a list of things that Hans dislikes:

People who...
Steal my art (It only shows how much you SUCK!!!)
Are narrowminded
Worship Satan
Tells me my opinions are wrong (They're OPINIONS!)
Have contrary tastes in fashion
Are perverts non-stop
Are jerks or beotches
Are poser punks
Implies that I'm not special >+

Wow. This is just too perfect. The younger Hans has made me obsolete. I'm probably going to post some more tomorrow when I finish laughing.

[Tina]

Hans still intends to work on Directions of Destiny. Also, that is no longer his home address.

[Ivan_McCormik]

Hans still intends to work on Directions of Destiny.

How do you know that? Did Hans tell you? If so, when? Why doesn't Hans speak for himself? 

There's no way he couldn't have taken less than 15 minutes out of the several months he's been absent to tell us right now. Nobody is that busy. It's been pretty clear that he has abandoned this project.

I think we should all just pretend that Hans never existed and move on. There is nothing here. This is a wasteland.

[Haunter]

My memory fogs, but I believe Tina is WildOddish from days of yore, who IIRC was one of Slimu's real-life acquaintances.  Although, maybe I'm misremembering the latter part.

Tina Wang, wasn't it?  I think you said your parents didn't mind you giving out your full name online because there were like 5,000 people with it in your city alone.

[Ivan_McCormik]

I believe you were Hans' girlfriend at one point. Please tell me Hans' penis size. I heard from somebody that Hans' forum password is his penis size times twelve.

And also: Show your tits or get back in the kitchen.


This picture might or might not help jog your memory.

[Soshi]

Yeah it's that Tina and Ivan, you're disgusting. =A=;;

[Ivan_McCormik]

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[Haunter]

I have to admit, the shock images are getting fairly tiresome.  I wonder if "Report to moderators" still works?  Let's see.

[Ivan_McCormik]

Yep. Apparently, "Report to moderators" is a direct line to Silla's brain telling her to come back here to fag up all my images. Haunter, you deserve an Internet Medal for you brave actions.

You know what's better than a dead baby joke?

Congenital Harlequin-type Ichthyosis.

It won't be long before Hans b&s my account sends the Internet Police after me. So in a final act of defiance, I want you all  to see this:





TONIGHT I SHALL DINE IN HELL. ALL BY MYSELF.

[Haunter]

I'm astonished she didn't ban you again.

[Ivan_McCormik]

She would if she could. Apparently, only Hans has that power. Hans presumably doesn't trust people with vaginas. (Good job, Hans. Keep'em down where they belong.)  Her only recourse in dealing with me is probably to whine suck Hans' penis for a rong time so he'll come back and ban my ass. And then he'll just leave and not do anything else here for yet another year because he's "too busy" ALL THE TIME. He's probably "busy" sucking HUGE cocks and spreading AIDS. And never being on top.

But who knows what Hans' intentions are. He's some kind of inscrutable asian who also happens to be gay.

There are much better webcomics than Directions of Dickery and Lapis Needsabetterfuckingname. There are better internet communities that are much more vibrant and entertaining than this one. Most people left already and never looked back. Even Hans got the fuck out and he's the one who MADE THIS SHIT. The remaining few who are still lurking are wasting their time. You need to GTFO ASAP.

Pool = Fucking CLOSED (and the nigras didn't even do a goddamned thing.)

[Ivan_McCormik]

I can't "Report to moderators" my own posts because Hans' forum software is retarded. So I "Report[ed] to moderators" everyone else's post on this thread. And I did so with very rude comments.

GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY.

[Silla]

I didn't ban Ivan 'cause I think he's kinda funny and I admire his knowledge of /b/ memes.

I can ban him if you guys want, though.  Do you?

[Haunter]

Nah.  He only gets on my nerves when he posts shock images too often.  The rest of the time he's kind of amusing.  It's just that I remember you saying that if he posted more nasty images you'd ban him, so I was surprised.  Of course, you said that when the board was not entirely dead.

I'm going to have to check out /b/ sometime.  I've heard enough about it by now to warrant a brief visit.